
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take em seriously at all
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Well maple syrup and snows what they export
They treat curling just like its a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing theyre talkin aboot
Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin a Zamboni All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
wont figure out their temperature in Celsius
See the map, theyre hoverin right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say sorry
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin
So quick, before they see it comin
Time for a pre-emptive strike!