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This is my fresh haircut compliments of Shirley !

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Standings

The Edmonton Oilers next game is with the Colroado Avalanche Nov.29th it should be one of the best games of the season as both teams are jostlling for 1st place in the division !

Edmonton has won 4 out of its last 5 Colorado has won 2 out its last 5, but beat Vancouver (the team leading the division) Needless to say the Oilers must win to keep pace as Vancouver will be their next opponent after the Aves.

Vancouver 32 points 25 games

Calgary 31 points 25 games

Colorado 29 points 24 games

Edmonton 29 points 25 games

Minnesota 22 points 22 games

YEAH !

The Edmonton Eskimoes defeated the Montreal Alouettes to win the 93rd Grey Cup. It took overtime heroics, but the result was a 38-35 win. Ricky Ray answered the critics, including myself and guided his team to the end. Ray threw 2 touchdowns, and ran for 1. Sean Flemming kicked the games go-ahead field goal, and Montreal simply couldn't respond! Congrats' to Edmonton... the most exciting final ever played. Check out www.sportsnet.ca

3 Characters

It's that time when I really should update my 3 little characters.

Avery is my sweet-heart princess who never ceases to amaze me with her wit and gifts in art.

Gabe is my little chip off the old block who loves fishing, and anything to do with fish.

And Emma is my star ballerina, she is definatly an attention seeker who loves to please her parents...or not !

I would not trade one in for any other because they're very lovable

Just look at those little faces...theyre gifts from God !

I Love You Kids !

KEWL STUFF ! :)

Hey DAWN I bet you don't have a video clip on your blog ! I got one fiiiirrrsstt ! Who cares if it's the size of a belly button I got one fiiiiiiiirrsssssst ! It's Marc Andre Bergeron of the Edmonton Oilers laying the smack down on Brendon Morrow of the Dallas Stars in the 2003 playoffs ! Stay tuned for more Kewl Stuff !

PLEASE READ !!

I'm wondering whom from Keoma Alberta is reading this blog on a fairly regular basis, I'm curious, cause I've never even heard of said town, and assume that I wouldn't know anyone from there as well. So if you're reading this (hello!) and please sign my guest book and tell me about yourself, that would be cool ! Also for the reader in Kelowna B.C. I know this city, but no one in it, please do likewise. Are you both Oilers fans ? Tell me about yourselves !

Oilers WIN ! 2-1

The Edmonton Oilers won the game in exciting fashion, demoralizing the Flames in a shoot-out contest! Only one goal made it, but it was enough as Fernando Pisani became the unlikely hero. Both goalies looked great! Kiprussoff made more saves, but Mike Morrison ( the youngster from Maine U.S.A.) has really impressed with his 4th win, and sickeningly low G.A.A. and S% Keep on rollin the Avalanche are up next !

Top 10 ways to catch on fire !

Ways to catch on Fire!
10 Follow the fire trucks and then walk into the burning house.
9 Pour gasoline all over yourself and pull out your Zippo!
8 Walk backwards into a bonfire.
7 Drop a candle on yourself.
6 Pay someone to set you on fire!
5 Knock the Menorah over.
4 Play catch with torches.
3 Wire yourself to explosives.
2 Pretend to be an unexperienced chemist!
#1 Light a match while surrounded by burping cows!


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Oilers Hockey

The Oiler's renew old aqaintences with the Calgary Flames tonite, and it should be a doozy ! Only 3 points between them and a win would keep them pace with the Vancouver Canucks. The Oil just beat Minnesota, and these divisional games are oh-so important in the tight N.W. division. Smyth, Horcoff, and Hemsky are hot ! so too are Stoll and Torres ! Flip a coin for the starting goalie. Morrison has 3 straight wins, but Markkanen is doing his job. A big game from Pronger, and the "D" should take care of the pesky Flames ! so say your lil' prayer "Go Oiler's Go !"

Pizza Girl !

This is my lil' baby Emma, she loves pizza ! Just wish she could eat like a normal human being, but aint she cute !?!

Oilers Beat Sharks

The Oilers beat the SanJose Sharks in a shoot-out Monday night in Edmonton. They finish the 3 game home stand 2 and 1, and gain valuable points in the tight N.W. division. Mike Morrison tended the net and Ryan Smyth scored the shoot-out winner that sent the visitors packing. The next game is with the Minnesota Wild Nov.23rd

The Edmonton Eskimoes are going to the 93rd Grey Cup next week ! They beat the B.C. Lions 28-23 and earn a spot against the Montreal Alouettes. It'll be the 3rd time in 4 years the 2 teams will meet. Each team has 1 win, kinda like a rubber match aint it !?! The Eskies should go with Jason Maas atqb but will likely go with Ricky Ray. Each has their strengths but the coach seems to like Ricky to start a game, and Jason in a pinch. One things for sure they're likely the best 1-2 punch in the league. I'll post the results next week good or bad. GO ESKS GO !

Sister Mary Wendy

This is my other lil' sister Wendy aka: Wendle, Winnie,and Wendlina. She's from July (cancer) and has 3 kiddies Tyler, Breanna, and Shay ! A talented artist by trade, she can cartoon with the best of em ! She likes pina colladas and dancing in the rain ! I think she could cartoon that too ! One day she'll probablly be pushing my wheelchair down a hill, or attempting to kick my cain out from under me. Her muppet personallity is prophesor sweet something but don't bug her cause she's my lil sis, and I'll have to kick your azz !

My Wife

This lovely speciman is my darling wife Charlaine. We've been married 10 years this December 9th. ( 21 days to go hun ! ) She is of course the mommy of my three little piggies, and my best friend ! Born in September '76, I consider her to be a vintage wine to be savored. One of her finest features are her vivid blue eyes and her smooth pouty lips ! I'm proud to be with a woman who loves me despite all my short comings, and keeps me in line. We've had many a struggle this year, yet she always keeps her head above water, and perserveres. She doesn't deserve a shmoo like me, but she claims she chose me, so imagine how I must feel ! We hope to go to Esther's Inn for our 10th anniversary ( thats in Prince George ) I think it's a b&b ! We will take in a movie, and hang out like singles if we can remember how ! Alls I know is I can't wait to see how the next 10 years turn out ! Iov Lo You ...xoxoxo

Huge Win

I turned away from the game when the Wings were winning 3-1 and when I came back it was over, but not the result that I had expected...

The Oilers had come back and scored thrice, it should've been over. The Wings scored 2 more, unbelievable, but the crazy part was yet to come... The Wings crashed the net with 30 seconds to go, and got a goalie interference call ! With the Oilers on the pp in O.T. Jarret Stoll flew in and popped the game winner. Thank-you best team in the league for the 2 points, by the way you just lost your third game in a row ! GAME OVER !

Sister Mary Jill

This is my lil sister Jill. She wanted to be in my blog so here goes ... She's 30 something, a leo, born in July. Married to Jay, and mom to Braden and Brooke. When she grows up I think she wants to be a pop star. For now she'll have to settle for being in insurance. I make more money than she does (hahaha) but who knows the pop star thing might pan out ! Guys ...she's taken so keep your grubby hands off. I'm still her big bro and i will kick your azz !

Pride and Joy

These 3 lil' darlins are my kids ! Avery 6, Gabriel 4.5, and lastly but not least Emma 2.5 My beautiful wife Charlaine took this portrait, as she is a very very talented photographer. Avery is a very smart girl, who is in grade 1. One day I believe she will be a librarian. She has a great sense of humour and loves to laugh. Gabe is a very imaginative character, his brain is constantly dreaming up adventures ! He loves fishing, but I think he would be a superb pet store owner. Emma is our baby, shes not a baby according to her ! Full of energy and always on the go, one day will probably be in the trades with her Dad (Me) cause I like to think she'll hang with the boys ! There you have it, my kids ! Don't worry wife, and sisters your time is soon !

YES !

The Oilers pulled one off with their backup goalie Mike Morrison. The Final score was 5-2, and a solid game to boot. They were great on the power play. They won the most face-offs. Most Importantly they got 2 valuable points for thei efforts. The Avalanche could hardly solve our rookie goalie, thanks for your prayers. Next game...the Detroit Redwings !

Oil Vrs. Aves

The Oilers are gonna have to get their game on, if they hope to vanquish the Colorado Avalanche in their next game. Jussie Markkannen ( the Oilers goalie ) will most definatly have his work cut out for him, because Joe Sakic is one of the all-time great Oiler killers ! I will post the results of the game when it's over. Say a little prayer for Edmonton allthough they do have a fighting chance as they have beat Colorado once this season allready, still it would help.

my bro !

This is Matt he's my bro. ! Even though i'm nearly 12 years his senior he's my friend I look up to. He's so cool, I wish I was his age sometimes. In this picture he's dressed for halloween as a character from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas ". I think it was a strange movie to say the least, but he thought it was hillarious ! Matt comes complete with piercings and tatoo's, he's a blast to hang with. Most of the time we watch movies, sometimes we go fishing, ( I don't think he cares for it ) but when he comes with me I feel like he's giving up his time, so I really appreciate it. Lately I havent seen much of him, and I've got to say I miss him. If you know him you love him. His best qualities are his outgoingness, his generosity ang his fine sense of humor. (He could make you laugh the whole time you're with him ) Matt, if you're reading this, know it's sincere ! Miss Ya buddy !

first goal !

There now I have a blog ! its gonna be about hockey, but sometimes it'll be about me !