Top 10 ways to catch on fire !

Ways to catch on Fire!
10 Follow the fire trucks and then walk into the burning house.
9 Pour gasoline all over yourself and pull out your Zippo!
8 Walk backwards into a bonfire.
7 Drop a candle on yourself.
6 Pay someone to set you on fire!
5 Knock the Menorah over.
4 Play catch with torches.
3 Wire yourself to explosives.
2 Pretend to be an unexperienced chemist!
#1 Light a match while surrounded by burping cows!


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